March 2013
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February 2013
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December 2012
4 posts
5 tags
Watchnssn 2012 first song of night 2
“Most Asians are yellow, but I’m more of a goldenrod.”
– Henry
“he’s not a bad looking guy…if it weren’t for the dress”
– Kathy
“Did you know that Santa Clara County was just named the most diverse in the...”
– Hanford
October 2012
3 posts
“You’re into the finer things”
– the truest words about me spoken by Nikita
what has white stag come to
Kathy: wow they're really doing it like this
I had heard that
they were planning to assign phases ON friday at the pom
it all seems really unorganized
me: ...
how does that work?!
just
herd you all somewhere
select
you you you
like some kind of model casting
Kathy: like everyone who got the email got into white stag staff I'm thinking
including you LOL
me: or picking which jews go to the gas center
Kathy: yeah it's like a concentration camp
some german dude stands there and goes
you die. you hard labor. you die. you labor
September 2012
13 posts
FEATURES CHALLENGE
Me: I want thrift store
Joey: SF?
Me: no that would be unfair...I was thinking lost and found
Joey: there's an elementary school near by house
Me: that's what it's called
Me: thrift STORE
“muahahhaah
i feel like you’re rubbing off on me
i’m becoming a...”
– Nikita
it's okay i didn't notice it either
Monica: Excuse me, could I get a box for this?
Waitress: It's on the table
“See that spot of shade there? That’s going to be mine.”
– Monica
“Don’t use your common sense because calculus is not common…it is...”
– Mr. D
“To avoid unnecessary brain hurt and shouts of rage while doing homework, factor...”
– Mr. D
“I don’t like the pronunciation EXtremuh…it sounds like excrement.”
– Mr. Dybdahl
“Is anyone else here a self-proclaimed artist? THAT’S THE MONA LISA!”
– Mr. Dybdahl, referring to his white board drawing
Me: Dude junior year is hell you are so lucky to be out of it
Lindsay: BUT SENIOR YEAR IS EVEN MORE HELL
“when I think of pengin I think of serious photographer”
– Daidokoro-sensei
“Sometimes I get scared of ghosts so I can’t go to the shower alone and I...”
– Ito
“How did you manage to fall into the pool?”
– Kathy to me
balls run
Vero: So we were in line after cross country and I was like, 'Omg we forgot Jessica...it wasn't like planned we just went to Verde because we were hungry.'"
Me: Thanks for coming
July 2012
3 posts
I meant bread*
Me: What should we do though? Besides bake friend?
Karin: I'm not in for that
Anonymous asked: who are you?
June 2012
3 posts
May 2012
8 posts
retiring to china to...farm?
Mom: Get a fake passport
Dad: Raise some pigs
“AAAH Why is everything round and fried?”
– Rachel at Gochi that delicious place omnomnom
voltaic cells
Danielle: STOP SQUEALING I hate it when you let air out of the tire.
Namrata: EEEeeeeEEEEeeeEEEE
Me: (referring to her Gmail status) Are those songs? Correction: are those K-pop songs? If not, I might actually listen.
Rachel: xD Yes they are of the Korean nature.
“OHMYGOD NO MORE LAUGHTER.”
– Mr. Dybdahl
phone a friend
Kitchen-sensei: I was trying to hint at my friend, Shingo(u) Tsu. Not the ohime-sama.
Andrew: Oh...I thought it meant I could "phone a friend"
[the class facepalms]
Kitchen-sensei: I see...yeah...ohime-sama would be a good call.
James: Ahahaha "good call"
“Cold feet are so annoying.”
– Vik, “what a nuisance” they are
just get together, already
Me: Well, there's always senior prom.
Nikita: That's a YEAR away! I want to see action NOW.
Me: LOL THEY'RE NOT THERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT.
April 2012
5 posts
lghs
Amy: We will NOT associate with those vermin.
Me: Mermen?
Amy: No... vermin.
GOING BACK TO WHITE STAG!!!!!
Me: No I can't come to the pitch because it's Production Week.
Mike: Darn it, I was hoping to see you again in my life.
Me: Make an appointment to see me and I'll check my calendar ;)
Mike: Alright, July 22nd through 28th or thereabouts. P3 candidate. Bring friends.
Julia: Is that a microwave?
Hulia: No. It's a laptop.
we appreciate the effort
Me: Wear whatever you want :) Just look nice
Selin: No I'm going to look ugly
hulias
Julia Huang: I really love poking people's bruises because it makes them cry out in pain. Ahaha I'm so mean.
Julia B. Huang: Me too!
March 2012
5 posts
cancerous fruit
Amy: My orange has a tumor so I'm not going to finish it
Allie: (confirms it) Amy, I am very worried. Why did you eat that orange?
Amy: What it's not like I ate the TUMOR
“I definitely know many shoji that have been damaged by cats. And children.”
– Kitchen-sensei on poking holes
“I wish I could just bleed out all of my eggs out at once and never ever get...”
– Julia on periods
“Just because it’s a baby and it cries doesn’t make it a crybaby.”
– Kitchen sensei on nakimushi
February 2012
2 posts
“…this friendship is over”
– Abrianna
“Shritama, make the aff case prettier!”
– -Me
Wow Stanford coming up next weekend and we are (read: I am) worrying about making our unfinished cases look nicely formatted and consistent on the Google Doc.
January 2012
9 posts
I am going to dieeeeee
Eight prelim rounds at Berkeley. EIGHT! Two more than last year. I should just crawl under a rock now….
she looks like...
Teresa: You guys, don't you think Jessica looks like a nice and innocent person?
Kathy: No she just looks like a bitch.
