nssn 2012 first song of night 2
Most Asians are yellow, but I’m more of a goldenrod.– Henry
he’s not a bad looking guy…if it weren’t for the dress– Kathy
Did you know that Santa Clara County was just named the most diverse in the...– Hanford
You’re into the finer things– the truest words about me spoken by Nikita
what has white stag come to
Kathy: wow they're really doing it like this
I had heard that
they were planning to assign phases ON friday at the pom
it all seems really unorganized
how does that work?!
herd you all somewhere
you you you
like some kind of model casting
Kathy: like everyone who got the email got into white stag staff I'm thinking
including you LOL
me: or picking which jews go to the gas center
Kathy: yeah it's like a concentration camp
some german dude stands there and goes
you die. you hard labor. you die. you labor
Me: I want thrift store
Me: no that would be unfair...I was thinking lost and found
Joey: there's an elementary school near by house
Me: that's what it's called
Me: thrift STORE
muahahhaah i feel like you’re rubbing off on me i’m becoming a...– Nikita
it's okay i didn't notice it either
Monica: Excuse me, could I get a box for this?
Waitress: It's on the table
See that spot of shade there? That’s going to be mine.– Monica
Don’t use your common sense because calculus is not common…it is...– Mr. D
To avoid unnecessary brain hurt and shouts of rage while doing homework, factor...– Mr. D
I don’t like the pronunciation EXtremuh…it sounds like excrement.– Mr. Dybdahl
Is anyone else here a self-proclaimed artist? THAT’S THE MONA LISA!– Mr. Dybdahl, referring to his white board drawing
Me: Dude junior year is hell you are so lucky to be out of it
Lindsay: BUT SENIOR YEAR IS EVEN MORE HELL
when I think of pengin I think of serious photographer– Daidokoro-sensei
Sometimes I get scared of ghosts so I can’t go to the shower alone and I...– Ito
How did you manage to fall into the pool?– Kathy to me
Vero: So we were in line after cross country and I was like, 'Omg we forgot Jessica...it wasn't like planned we just went to Verde because we were hungry.'"
Me: Thanks for coming
I meant bread*
Me: What should we do though? Besides bake friend?
Karin: I'm not in for that
Anonymous asked: who are you?
retiring to china to...farm?
Mom: Get a fake passport
Dad: Raise some pigs
AAAH Why is everything round and fried?– Rachel at Gochi that delicious place omnomnom
Danielle: STOP SQUEALING I hate it when you let air out of the tire.
Me: (referring to her Gmail status) Are those songs? Correction: are those K-pop songs? If not, I might actually listen.
Rachel: xD Yes they are of the Korean nature.
OHMYGOD NO MORE LAUGHTER.– Mr. Dybdahl
phone a friend
Kitchen-sensei: I was trying to hint at my friend, Shingo(u) Tsu. Not the ohime-sama.
Andrew: Oh...I thought it meant I could "phone a friend"
[the class facepalms]
Kitchen-sensei: I see...yeah...ohime-sama would be a good call.
James: Ahahaha "good call"
Cold feet are so annoying.– Vik, “what a nuisance” they are
just get together, already
Me: Well, there's always senior prom.
Nikita: That's a YEAR away! I want to see action NOW.
Me: LOL THEY'RE NOT THERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT.
Amy: We will NOT associate with those vermin.
Amy: No... vermin.
GOING BACK TO WHITE STAG!!!!!
Me: No I can't come to the pitch because it's Production Week.
Mike: Darn it, I was hoping to see you again in my life.
Me: Make an appointment to see me and I'll check my calendar ;)
Mike: Alright, July 22nd through 28th or thereabouts. P3 candidate. Bring friends.
Julia: Is that a microwave?
Hulia: No. It's a laptop.
we appreciate the effort
Me: Wear whatever you want :) Just look nice
Selin: No I'm going to look ugly
Julia Huang: I really love poking people's bruises because it makes them cry out in pain. Ahaha I'm so mean.
Julia B. Huang: Me too!
Amy: My orange has a tumor so I'm not going to finish it
Allie: (confirms it) Amy, I am very worried. Why did you eat that orange?
Amy: What it's not like I ate the TUMOR
I definitely know many shoji that have been damaged by cats. And children.– Kitchen-sensei on poking holes
I wish I could just bleed out all of my eggs out at once and never ever get...– Julia on periods
Just because it’s a baby and it cries doesn’t make it a crybaby.– Kitchen sensei on nakimushi
…this friendship is over– Abrianna
Shritama, make the aff case prettier!– -Me Wow Stanford coming up next weekend and we are (read: I am) worrying about making our unfinished cases look nicely formatted and consistent on the Google Doc.
I am going to dieeeeee
Eight prelim rounds at Berkeley. EIGHT! Two more than last year. I should just crawl under a rock now….
she looks like...
Teresa: You guys, don't you think Jessica looks like a nice and innocent person?
Kathy: No she just looks like a bitch.